Untold Arsenal » 2008 » July

Suddenly no one is complaining

Because, after all the rubbish and nonsense about Arsenal being bust, having to sell even poor old Senderos to balance the books, the Board selling despite Wenger saying no, everyone leaving… and on and on and on and on and on and
suddenly its all great.   We have Jack Wilshere.  We have so many strikers […]

Who should be 4th & how funny is Bentley

I’m mentioning Bentley again because Goonernews didn’t run my wonderful and exciting piece on his transfer and just how much money exactly Arsenal are making out of him drifting along to Tottenham High Street. Go back to the last article if you missed it and want to see some earth shatteringly funny stuff. […]

Tiny Totts ready to give Arsenal £5 million bonus money

As we all know, The Great Lord Wenger did not want silly-billy Bentley to leave Highbury and trot his stuff around the rest of the EPL. (Actually although we know it no football journalist knows this, or if he or she does know it, he or she keeps very quiet about it.)
But the Bentley […]

Cesc to write column for Daily Mail

In an amazing about turn Cesc Fabregas has agreed to write a regular column for the Daily Mail.  In it he will reflect upon life as a professional footballer.  It is thought he will discuss his longing to return to Spain, and the way in which professional players talk to each other and encourage each […]

So is there an anti-Arsenal conspiracy?

Events in human history can  be described in three ways.
1,  As a series of cock-ups.  We go out to fight the Germans in world war I, put a total cretin in charge and manage to slaughter half of our young men with a campaign that should never have happened in a war that could have […]

Ain’t it just bloody typical?

I write what I think is rather a cool and interesting analysis of why there are these negative stories around about Arsenal, linking the whole thing to a subterranean movement with a fair degree of skulduggery not to mention drunkenness and lo and behold, the moment it is up on GoonerNews, our server decides to […]

Do you like being treated like an idiot?

Every day the newspapers of England (and for all I know, the rest of the world too) create stories.   Like…

Peter Crouch will join Arsenal  (I always quote that one because it is so funny) Cesc is about to leave – ok maybe not today, but next year certainly. Hleb calls Cesc selfish

Toure will be out for 3 […]

A special thanks for kind words expressed

When I started this blog and opened it up to comments I thought that the best thing to do would be not to reply to comments – unless someone was expressly asking for extra information.
My thinking was that otherwise I’d end up justifying myself over and over again – and the reason I didn’t want […]

Mail on Sunday reveals Arsenal fraud shock

There is a story in the Mail on Sunday 27 July which says that Senderos is wanted by Newcastle United, and that they have bid £4 million.
More, it says that Mr Wenger doesn’t want to sell him, but that the Board are interested in letting him go, especially if they can edge this up to […]

Has Wenger lost the plot, or is it just some fans?

Let’s try the arguments and see where they go. Against Wenger: We ain’t won nothing since the FA Cup.

Quite true, although since then we’ve got to our first ever Euro Final, built a completely new team and were looking for a while last year like we could win it.  Only a bad run of injuries totally screwed […]