Fulham

  • Nickname:  Fulham Harrods (not to be confused with CSKA Fulham just up the road.)

  • Most notorious person.   Mohammed

  • Ownership:  Egyptian

  • Best known song: “There’s no F in Fulham”

  • Most obvious tactics: Sack the manager.

  • Greatest claim to fame:  Their chairman claimed Prince Phillip was a pimp.

Actually we don’t have any real dirt on Fulham.   You know the manager, and of course anyone who accuses Prince Philip of running a brothel can’t be all bad.

There must be something we can say, but then just when we find a story it turns out that Maurice Voltz has signed the boots in which he scored a particular goal in the Prem, auctioned them off and given the money to a charity.

With some clubs you just can’t win.

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