Barca (or the “Catalan Giants TM” as the press like them to be called) have formally apologised to Arsenal FC, (”the north London club”) over the stories about Barca trying to buy Adebayor. “It was a sad case of mistaken identity,” said Hardly Anyone, the President of Barca. “We wanted a really intelligent insider in…
It’s a story of downright lies told on the Manchester U web site. Plus the pure arrogance of Sir Alex Ferguson. And as a side show the way that Liverpool were simply not even counted as serious contenders in a transfer costing as little as £5 million. Not to mention the way in which Everton…
France 0 Romania 0. To call this atrocious rubbish was be unkind to rubbish. The one good thing was that no Arsenal player was injured. France will continue to be terrible until they start to bring in more Arsenal players – but unfortunately that could mean our players would get injured. Still we have got…
With the tournament just two days old there have been a string of injuries to players whose bodies are reacting to the mental and physical strain of international matches a few weeks after a long domestic season. Alexander Frei damaged cruciate ligaments in his first match, while Portugal’s goalkeeper Quim is out of the whole…
Yesterday (10 July) the Sun wrote some stuff about the Arsenal. And somehow I just wish that it were true. Because they also wrote some amusing bits about the lovely people who live down the Lane – the Tiny Totts, not to mention Liverpool Weetabix. First, that BarbarByesome Blacksheep are buying Hleb for £15 million….
It is utterly ludicrous. Not an English player in sight through the finals. All these foreign players coming over here and taking over, and not a single chance for our lads to shine. Of course it has something to do with facilities and training – but if we don’t take action NOW nothing is going…
Barca need to buy players, and have a vested interest in unsettling the players of teams they might meet in the Champions League. The President has to keep the fans happy after a disastrous season, the manager’s gone, and Cesc’s performance in the Euros is rubbing their noses in it. I’d say it was a…
Aaron Spear. He is 15 and plays for Plymouth. And Newcastle Utd thought they had just about had him all signed up. Until (rumour has it) along comes Arsenal. Now of course this could be some journalist getting his Aaron’s confused. Or maybe they turned Aaron into Arson into Arsene (you know how it is…
I love Goonernews and always try to ensure its on blogs and the like, but sometimes for reasons that no one quite knows, they don’t run all the exciting and wonderful stories that we cover. So just in case you are fed up with 20831 different sites telling you that we signed this French guy,…
Sometimes our great friends at GoonerNews – a venerable and exciting institution that I hold in the highest regard – don’t run every single word of wisdom that comes from the mighty Untold Arsenal. I’ve asked them why not, and they tell me the feeds are not that reliable, so I suggested adding more sugar….
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