UNTOLD ARSENAL » Blog Archive » Nursery concerned at Arsenal’s use of 2 year olds in game v Sheffield U

In a dramatic move the Lord Wenger has announced that in addition to the usual round of two and three year olds that he normally selects for the Diddly-Widdly Cup, for tonight’s game against Sheffield Untidy he will be selecting a foetus to play in the defensive mid-field holding role. The foetus’ mother, who remains…

UNTOLD ARSENAL » Blog Archive » “the old Arsenal failing of not scoring enough”

That is a quote from today’s Observer (21 Sept 2008).  The paper says, “…but it also hints at the old Arsenal failing of not scoring enough goals while the going is good.” Of course during the wonderful first half spell when the side repeated the torture of Blackburn Thugs last weekend it would have been…

UNTOLD ARSENAL » Blog Archive » It is easy to forget how awful it used to be

We thought of Bruce Rioch this week because he brought a Danish team of no significance to Celtic and got a draw.  And then we remembered that one dreadful season he had with Arsenal – a further reminder of which was given last night on Arsenal TV with the showing of the last match of…

UNTOLD ARSENAL » Blog Archive » Arsenal draw as capitalism comes to an end

Sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or just giggle a bit and wander off into the night. The approach of the opposition in the Ukraine last night was aggressive in all its senses, and clearly Wenger was right to complain and be angry at the end. But the key point surely is that…

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