UNTOLD ARSENAL » Blog Archive » Garlic, silver bullets, wooden stakes: be ready for Tottenham

The scenes that greeted the sight of Gael’s blood at the WHL ground last Sunday revealed that it is never a good idea to take the Tiny Totts at face (or any other part of their anatomy) value. As the cameras revealed the baying hordes salivating at the sight of blood, desperate to bite into…

UNTOLD ARSENAL » Blog Archive » Arsenal writers with a positive bent required

So, KGB Fulham has turned into a London version of Athletico Madrid in the Jesus Gill era.  You’ll remember Gill – if the manager didn’t win the league in six weeks he was out. Mr Absent Abramovich now takes a similar view clearly, and is seeking to move on managers faster than the Tiny Totts….

UNTOLD ARSENAL » Blog Archive » Greed, forgetfulness, stupidity, statistics

It would be amusing to hear all the shouting and complaining about ITV’s cock up while showing a bit of a local game from the north west the other day, if it weren’t for the greed and the crass stupidity of the footballing authorities that led up to the situation. On 1 May 2002 ITV…

UNTOLD ARSENAL » Blog Archive » Arshavin signs and I am a total genius

In my story on January 26 I said that we were definitely signing Arshavin.  I said this not because I thought the Lord Wenger was desperate, and not because I had deep insight into the workings of the KGB, but rather because of the array of people who had far too much invested in the…

UNTOLD ARSENAL » Blog Archive » The morality of football…

These days, when a ref makes a dubious decision, the inclination of most people is to blame the ref’s ability.  The suggestion is that referees today are simply not able to keep up with the speed of the game. What most commentators don’t suggest is that the ref might have been bought. In Italy of…

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