Arsenal-information Service 5

This past week I have got a trifle cheesed off with correspondents on this site who have ignored the article written, and instead developed their own pieces declaring that Arsene Wenger should leave the club. If you’re a regular reader here you’ll know I only cut comments where- plagiarism, racism, antisemitism and anything else that…

Warning: contains dead bodies, mild peril, partial nudity, swearing, irony  and occasional violence. “West Ham are in dire straits,” said Billy the Dog, as I approached the allotment and offered him a pint of sweet sherry.  “That Mark Knoffler has lost it, the new glacier tax is hitting them hard, and their bid to host…

Mike Ashley is the top man at Newcastle United – a northern football team. This weekend he was filmed committing a criminal offence under the Sporting Events (Control of Alcohol etc.) Act 1985 which prohibits the consumption of alcohol within sight of the pitch. The normal punishment for such a crime would be to arrest,…

Is English professional football really on the brink of a total collapse? That’s the question I want to answer, and I’m going to take a couple of articles to do it. But before the messianic stuff, I want to start with an enormous thank you.   The thank you lasts five paragraphs, so if you don’t…

There is a story doing the rounds that the whole world of football transfers is going to unlock, and vast amounts of money is going to change hands any second now. The big event that will start all this happening is the transfer from AC Milan of Kaka to CSKA Fulham or somewhere else for…

Untold predicted Arsenal 2 Villa 1, and we were wrong.  I am really sorry, I apologise unreservedly.  I have let you, faithful reader, down.  And I have done it at a time of peace and goodwill.   It is a terrible lapse.  I can’t imagine how we got it oh so wrong.   It will never happen…